I'm someone who just needs more than 3 friends. And perhaps a life.
an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]
me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive
Headcanon that Theseus and Newt’s relationship is just like that video of the Mom and her kid with a knife like
Theseus: Let me see what you have in your case, little one!
Newt: A dragon! *proceeds to run*
Theseus: No! *runs after him*
Random stranger, understandably confused: Oh Merlin! why does he have a dragon?
Grindelwald: Vinda I need you to recruit someone called Queenie Goldstein
Vinda:
Vinda: you want me to talk to girl?!?
Vinda: I’m prepared to do anything. Including murder, especially murder. But talking to a girl is wayy too far
friendly reminder use your turn signal
hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?
show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there
Newt: I have cat-like reflexes.
Jacob: Prove it.
Newt: -sees a cat-
Newt: I like that cat.
Tina at the end of Fantastic Beasts 1: try not to need investigating for a little bit
Newt all of Fantastic Beasts 2: tRy nOt tO neEd iNvEsTiGaTinG fOr a litTle biT
-Newt, Tina, Jacob, Queenie, and Theseus around a campfire-
Newt: Guys, we should tell scary stories!
Theseus: Okay. One day I met all of you.
Theseus: The end.
